Me on dating sites:
I’m a simple man with simple needs. I have a steady job and a creative streak and am looking for a tattooed artist muse/enabler into hallucinogens, graveyards, avant garde music, who’s non-monogamous by default and has piercings, kink-friendly inclinations, and esoteric spiritual beliefs.
Would be a total bonus if your compassion and empathy had been forged by years of bullying and silent generation this-is-how-our-parents-did-it-and-we-turned-out-fine sensibilities.
Also must love the dead milkmen.
Author Mark Miller 