Mark Miller was a crack librarian sent to prison by the ALA for a crime he didn’t commit. He escaped from a maximum security MLIS program in Urbana-Champaign and into the Chicago underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a librarian of fortune. If you can’t find a book, article, or website, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Mark Miller.

Mark currently lives in a black van with his wife, who is an anthropomorphic squirrel. They travel wherever information is needed.