Valentine’s Day

Hi everyone, it’s me, world-famous author Mark Miller. With Valentine’s Day coming up, some of you might be at a loss about what to get for your significant other to mark this special and romantic occasion. But for the low price of $5, I, world-famous author Mark Miller, will deliver a Valentine’s Day gift straight to your loved one wearing only aqua converse high tops and a gas mask. I could carry a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, a Hallmark card, or an ear of corn. The options are literally endless. Imagine your loved one’s joy at opening the door and finding world- famous author Mark Miller (me) completely naked except for a gas mask and aqua Converse high tops carrying an ear of corn! They’ll know your love is the real deal. What are you waiting for?