“…widespread reports of cell phone outages, and we
have heard, digital information sources increasingly inoper-
able. This is a breaking story. Officials are not sure why this
has happened. Some people suggest a satellite is down. Oth-
ers have said it could be linked to terrorism. This is appar-
ently a widespread phenomenon, and we hope to have more
information for you soon.”
The Two-Headed Lady at the End of the World, pg. 320
Author Mark Miller 